Finally back to a length I can handle 💇♀️ http://bit.ly/2Ryfrym
@missyjones911 & @pitcrew1963 got me the best present for Christmas. Already building the best collection 😊😊 https://ift.tt/2Cg0cpg
Late night shoot with this goober. He may love this camera more than he loves me #howdoyousmile http://ift.tt/2omAlDY
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Me when I wake up before 9 a.m.
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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
Uhm, store brand is $1.98. You bourgeois fucks.
Store brands tastes like shite. I might hate myself but I love myself too.
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The first 7 or so days after Pokémon Go was released was the closest to world peace.
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In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.
But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.
Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.
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We millennials have a pretty fucking low bar.
Literally how I defined “wealthy” to someone last week. This is my rich.
